why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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