I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Japan

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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