- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Albino African Americans

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

what do you call a black chef glendon

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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