- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

taking out the trash... at night

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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