- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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