- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What is 9+10? 19

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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