- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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