A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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my egg roll

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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