what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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