god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads: "A rare bearlike mammal (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) of the mountains of China and Tibet, having woolly fur with distinctive black and white markings. Also called giant panda, panda bear." Seeing absolutely nothing in this description that would rationalize the homicides the panda had just committed, the bartender arrived at the reasonable conclusion that the panda was psychotic and having severe psychological problems which probably caused the incident. The bartender couldn't help but wonder if this tragedy could've been avoided had the panda been properly screened for schizophrenia and guns been properly secured in a safe at the panda's mother's house.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Anti Joke

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