Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

think twice or at least think

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

this website is a bad joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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