- Anti Joke

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.