Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

A man did not like this site

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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