How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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