- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why is the ground wet It rained

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

I'm homeless.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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