What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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