What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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