- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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