- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Cancer

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??