So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Obama = ebola

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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