Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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I'm homeless.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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