- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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