- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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