Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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