- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

knock knock come in !

Wait! hundred billions!

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

what is the world worst joke? this one

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

How about that airline food?

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