- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

No your aunties a joke

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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