- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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