Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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This is an anti-joke.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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