why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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