Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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A pope meets another one

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