- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

You know what's cool? Yep.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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