- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Pain Olympics.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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