Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Anti Joke

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