- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

whats white and sticky? a white stick

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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