A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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read this sentence again.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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