what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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troll lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.olo90ololol.o.ool.olololol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.o.o.lol.ol.ol.ol.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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