so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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