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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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