What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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