What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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ure mama's so fat

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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