- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What's long and black The unemployment line

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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