An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What do I hate? people

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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