- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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