- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Communism hehe xd

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

you see theres this guy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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