- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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