- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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