- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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