- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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