- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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