If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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