My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Yellow People !!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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