- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

you see theres this guy.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

A dog is always in the pushup position.

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