- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

batman farted so hes retarded

civil rights

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

whats brown and sticky a stick

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