- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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