What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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