- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

so...um, yeah

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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