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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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