Good job, son.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Obama lin Baden.

kennah campion when she talks

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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