- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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