What's 1+1? 69.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Gustavo Andrade

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

David Cameron

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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