When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Potassium? K.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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your mom.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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