- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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