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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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