- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Guest what in the butt

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

A sober Irish individual.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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