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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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