- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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