Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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