- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

roses are red poo is poo

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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