jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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