- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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