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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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