- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

are you saying pam, or pan?

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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