- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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