- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

salad days!

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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