- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

jd and zach loves vigina

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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