A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

womans rights...

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Camerons hair is Curly..

Actually it was me Josh brown

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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