A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Your sex life.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What is the name of the car? What

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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