Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Anti Joke

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