- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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