- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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