What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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