- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Justin Beiber is a good singer

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