- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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