- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Knock Knock Come in

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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