What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

My cat just died.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

can you pass the soap?

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

someone called someone else a frog

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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