I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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i committed murder

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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PENIS lol

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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