Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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