what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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No your aunties a joke

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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