What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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What does? 42

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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