How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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