Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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knock knock come in !

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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How old are you? 7

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