- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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