- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

So a bar walks into a man...

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

women's rights.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

the power to turn magnetism into light

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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