What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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