- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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