Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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women rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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