- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Andoni was here

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What's better than a stick? A stone

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

womens rights.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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