- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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