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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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