- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

A baby seal walks into a club.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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