- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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