- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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