What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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