What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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