Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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were you expecting a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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