Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Justin Bieber

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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