Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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My mom

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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