What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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