If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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