- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

i committed murder

PENIS lol

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

will you like this joke my sources say no

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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