Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Your Mum is soo fat.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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