a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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womens rights.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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