Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Gustavo Andrade

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

think twice or at least think

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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