- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Maths.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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