- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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