- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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