How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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A man was shot. He died.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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An anti-joke

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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