A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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