- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Anti Jokes = Drained

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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