- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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