PENIS that is all

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

where's mom I killed her

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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