- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What do you call two dog? dogs

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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