- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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