Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

are you saying pam, or pan?

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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