- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Cripples are lame.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

How about that airline food?

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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