What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Why didn't he finish his

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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