Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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I'm homeless.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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