- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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