- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

a irish man walks past a bar

the power to turn magnetism into light

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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