- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

In soviet Russia...things are different

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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