- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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