- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

I think everybody should have a penis.

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