Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

If life gives you lemonade.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Allah walked into AK Bar

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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